Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Our Mission

You may be asking yourself: Does this guy really want Gladys Knight to be the President of the United States. The answer: of course. Look at the power that she would hold as a candidate. For all of the women who are voting for Hillary just because she is a woman, they would have a choice. For all the women who wish there was a woman who could better represent them, Gladys would be spectacular. For the African Americans who vote for Barack just because he is African American, they can have another choice. Finally, for all of those who are incensed that Mitt Romney was passed over by the conservative base of the Republican Party just because he is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, you could get back at the bigots by voting for another member. Of course, there is the added bonus of voting for a star, which pretty much means she'd serve just like Reagan, our last for star turned President.

Seriously though, even though I voted for McCain, I would be perfectly happy with he or Mitt Romney, but I am livid that McCain (aka Mr. bring ethics to Washington) would be so dirty that he would lie, twist the truth, and make back-room deals with Huckabee. As a result, my friends and I named our bipartisan Super Tuesday party - the Committee to Elect Gladys Knight for President, because she is a female, African American, and Mormon (member of the LDS church). We only wish that she was also former prisoner of war and a former evangelical minister, which she could be, but I'm not a Gladys Knight historian. Of course, from time to time, or quite frequently, I may depart from the central goal of electing Gladys Knight in order to address some other political issues.

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